Bad Mommy Review: Oara Almond Sea Salt Dark Chocolate Edibles

I recruited my neighbor to help me try my first edible.  We rechristened ourselves Cheech 'n' Chong. We split one 5mg wafer and sipped mineral water while waiting for it to take effect.

 An hour in, Cheech was feeling lightly buzzed while I was feeling nothing. We split another wafer, bringing our total dose up to 5mg each.  Half an hour later, Cheech reported her ears felt blocked and her eyes felt squinty and things were funnier and colors were more intense.

I felt bumpkiss.  Except I had a mild sinus pressure headache and my eyeballs were slightly ill fitting. Plus a little bit of a hemp oil taste in the back of my throat.

That was it.  I was disappointed.